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charliebear
Posted: Friday, January 15, 2010 8:40:46 AM
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1. veggie farts are so much more pleasant than meat eater farts and if its a quiet on you can drop them anywhere

1a. if the food looks gross at a dinner party it on being a vegan

2. if your on the dole and centrelink send you to job interviews get out of most of the because its "unethical" to touch meat (only works if you work in hospitality)

3. there's even a singles site for vegans! veggiesingles.com

4. you can eat twice a much cos theres no meat or dairy in your diet

5. you can attract attention to yourself when out on the town by yelling out MEAT IS MURDER when going past mc donalds or hj's

6. you don't have to worry about what's in your sausages or meat pies ewww

7. there's so many types of veggies and herbs out there that you'll never run out of recipe ideas

8. sharks won't eat you because they can feel your veggie vibes

9. rescueing abandoned kittens and lost pups and little birdies that have fallen out of the tree means you will always have something to pat or play with

10. toilet time is very quick i took a crap this morning in under 2 minutes! no shit excuse the pun lol its all those veggies
(which is good at the bluesfest you won't miss much of your favorite act)

if you have read all the way through i hope you have realised that this is just a joke but i really do like being a vegan and thought i should share it with you all

I eat veggies, i eat veggies, they taste good! =)
greybeard
Posted: Friday, January 15, 2010 9:16:42 AM

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charliebear wrote:
1. veggie farts are so much more pleasant than meat eater farts and if its a quiet on you can drop them anywhere
Oh Charliebear, Dan and I have missed you so much, Patrick thought you were sent to reform school..

1a. if the food looks gross at a dinner party it on being a vegan
Or order a Meat Lovers Pizza

2. if your on the dole and centrelink send you to job interviews get out of most of the because its "unethical" to touch meat (only works if you work in hospitality)
Or eat a raw sausage at the interview

3. there's even a singles site for vegans! veggiesingles.com
Useless, being B12 depleted you have no Libido.

4. you can eat twice a much cos theres no meat or dairy in your diet
Bet I can eat twice as much as you

5. you can attract attention to yourself when out on the town by yelling out MEAT IS MURDER when going past mc donalds or hj's
Or you could end up in the menu !
6. you don't have to worry about what's in your sausages or meat pies ewww
What I don't know doesn't hurt me. Please Sir, can I have some more.

7. there's so many types of veggies and herbs out there that you'll never run out of recipe ideas
But their all just the side show.THE COW IS THE STAR

8. sharks won't eat you because they can feel your veggie vibes
Or is it because you can not get out of bed ? Sharks respect and avoid large carnivores.

9. rescueing abandoned kittens and lost pups and little birdies that have fallen out of the tree means you will always have something to pat or play with
Yes, I like to pat them into rissole shape and then crumb them.

10. toilet time is very quick i took a crap this morning in under 2 minutes! no shit excuse the pun lol its all those veggies
(which is good at the bluesfest you won't miss much of your favorite act)
Bluesfest isn't on in the morning!

if you have read all the way through i hope you have realised that this is just a joke but i really do like being a vegan and thought i should share it with you all

Don't be UNAUSTRALIAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt8wZ-xTKAU

Heading out for the East Coast / Lord knows I've paid some dues gettin' through, / Tangled up in blues.
charliebear
Posted: Friday, January 15, 2010 9:29:11 AM
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my iron is very good spinach and mushrooms do the trick and i have no low libido issues im a horny bitch haha


I eat veggies, i eat veggies, they taste good! =)
colinsid
Posted: Friday, January 15, 2010 5:38:07 PM
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1. veggie farts are so much more pleasant than meat eater farts and if its a quiet on you can drop them anywhere
ANYONE WHO BELIEVES THIS HAS NEVER HAD A COMPOST BIN...................OR EATEN CABBAGE

1a. if the food looks gross at a dinner party it on being a vegan
NO ARGUMENTS THERE

2. if your on the dole and centrelink send you to job interviews get out of most of the because its "unethical" to touch meat (only works if you work in hospitality)
( OR PROSTITUTION)


3. there's even a singles site for vegans! veggiesingles.com
MUST BE A POPULAR SITE, AS THEY ARE ALL PERPETUALLY SINGLE

4. you can eat twice a much cos theres no meat or dairy in your diet
AND BE OBESE BUT IT'S OKAY CAUSE ITS VEGETABLES


5. you can attract attention to yourself when out on the town by yelling out MEAT IS MURDER when going past mc donalds or hj's
AND WONDER WHY YOU ALWAYS GET BEATEN UP

6. you don't have to worry about what's in your sausages or meat pies ewww
WHAT HAS SAUSAGES OR PIES GOT TO DO WITH MEAT, THEY DON'T CONTAIN ANY

7. there's so many types of veggies and herbs out there that you'll never run out of recipe ideas
THEY ALL TASTE LIKE SPICED LAWN CLIPPINGS THOUGH

8. sharks won't eat you because they can feel your veggie vibes
BUT WATCH OUT FOR WHALES, DOLPHINS & LUDERICK

9. rescueing abandoned kittens and lost pups and little birdies that have fallen out of the tree means you will always have something to pat or play with
BECAUSE OMNIVORES KILL & BBQ ANY ABANDONED ANIMALS THEY FIND

10. toilet time is very quick i took a crap this morning in under 2 minutes! no shit excuse the pun lol its all those veggies
WHERE DO YOU DO YOUR READING?
cutercomputer
Posted: Saturday, January 16, 2010 2:07:32 PM

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You forgot one...

11. You can be be sanctimonious and proselytizing without having to be religious


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