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Sanguine0000
Posted: Monday, April 17, 2017 12:50:00 AM
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The new wristbands really stuff up my sex life for 5 days. Every time my spouse and I try to get busy ee are scraping each other.
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Posted: Monday, April 17, 2017 1:40:17 AM
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You can now keep track of how many times you got it on & try out doing yourself each time.
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Posted: Monday, April 17, 2017 1:52:27 AM

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I must have missed the section in the T&C where BF informed patrons that the new wristbands have been fitted with 'fitness trackers' to monitor the amount of 'activity' that patrons partake in during the festival.
richo
Posted: Monday, April 17, 2017 11:27:04 AM
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I was told they could only put it on my right hand.

Google tells me that 70-95% of the population is right handed. That's the vast majority of wristbands dangling in portaloos and bumping into all sorts of things along the way. Not the most pleasant thought...

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Posted: Sunday, April 23, 2017 7:51:17 AM
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Sanguine0000 wrote:
The new wristbands really stuff up my sex life for 5 days. Every time my spouse and I try to get busy ee are scraping each other.

That is good news.It will stop you from breeding more trolls.

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Posted: Sunday, April 23, 2017 9:44:58 AM
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richo wrote:
I was told they could only put it on my right hand.

Google tells me that 70-95% of the population is right handed. That's the vast majority of wristbands dangling in portaloos and bumping into all sorts of things along the way. Not the most pleasant thought...



They asked me if I was right of left handed , when I said right handed they put it on my left arm. Must have known something.
nickfromsydney
Posted: Sunday, April 23, 2017 10:35:39 AM
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Every year I remind my possie "Remember to get your bands on the hand you don't wipe with." for.... reasons.

When I was going up to be banded, I leaned my left arm across and there was no protest from anyone.

Once inside though, everyone else told me they it was insisted upon them that they be banded on the right. Eh?

I guess it's for making the entry/exit easier? But it's not impossible for the left arm to reach across the body, or the body to twist in such a manner that the left wrist reaches the scanner.

On an unrelated [possibly] note, this is the first time in 13 years I've come home from Bluesfest really, really freakin' ill. I have goddamn hand, foot and mouth disease. What the hell? :o
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