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Posted: Friday, November 02, 2012 6:29:42 AM

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Just got the Bluesfest email and am left with the feeling I was wrongly sent the US residents edition

We have far too many culturally superior traditions to need snooty ankle biters in disguises terrorising the elderly
and our brand of football doesn't need the viewers to be both drunk and overdosed with mind-numbing L-Tryptophan laced turkey to make it palatable.

We could have been told that the footy finals are over and the Melbourne Cup is just days away and Mr Noble is strutting around in his sluggoes again.

Heading out for the East Coast / Lord knows I've paid some dues gettin' through, / Tangled up in blues.
Posted: Friday, November 02, 2012 7:55:50 AM

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Yeah, I thought it was the zombie apocalypse finally occurring.
I shot 13 of the little terrors before I realised they were all carrying bags filled with lollies not human brains.
Buried them all out the back though, should be fine.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion man...
Posted: Friday, November 02, 2012 9:12:44 AM

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it's this time of year we get to test if the kids of the community take 'stranger danger' seriously.
"yep I've got lollies, come on in, they are down the hall in the room on the right and hsut the door behind you, we need to keep the flies out.
scary how many kids would go for it!

I used to delivery medicine for the local pharmacy when i was about 12-13 and there was this one bloke I delivered to that my boss told me never to go in his house.
every time i went there he tried to invite me in for an ice block everytime i knocked on his door.
or he'd say I've got the money in on the table come on in while I fetch it for you.

there are some creeps around hey!

When you're lost in the rain in Juarez
And it's Eastertime too
And your gravity fails
And negativity don't pull you through
Don't put on any airs
When you're down on Rue Morgue Avenue
They got some hungry women there
And they really make a mess outta you.

B. Dylan
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