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greybeard
Posted: Thursday, July 28, 2011 9:41:59 AM

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Music Festival Tips

This summer promises to be a vibrant one for music festivals, due to the growing popularity of the Pitchfork Festival, Bonnaroo, Lollapalooza, and others. Here's how you can keep safe and comfortable during these multiday events:

* Only take ecstasy with people you've known for part of an afternoon or longer.

* Lines to the portable toilets can be unbearably long. Rig a makeshift chemical toilet in your cargo shorts using an adult diaper and formaldehyde.

*For the band's sake, it's best to be within the first 15 rows if you'd like to flash your rack
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* Get on a security guard's good side by complimenting him on the way he's standing there like a total asshole.

* Don't be afraid to be the screaming shirtless dude in a great big funny hat. Someone always buys that guy a hot dog.

* If at all disoriented, yell, "WOOOO!" until you feel well again.

* The acceptable time at which a festivalgoer may sit down is after five hours if he or she is 32 years old or over, or after eight hours if he or she is between 24 and 31. There is no acceptable sit-down time for festivalgoers ages 24 and younger.

* 3XL poncho will allow you to make a few bucks renting out space during storms.

* Remember, a positive festival experience is as simple as urinating into a jug, fiercely guarding against frottage amid the dense crowds, and staying awake for 72 hours straight to make sure people don't steal your shit.



Heading out for the East Coast / Lord knows I've paid some dues gettin' through, / Tangled up in blues.
izzy965
Posted: Thursday, July 28, 2011 2:44:03 PM
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hey grey bearded one who is the band in the foto
Jaylee1
Posted: Friday, July 29, 2011 9:03:02 AM
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Spinal Tap
izzy965
Posted: Friday, July 29, 2011 10:33:17 PM
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Jaylee1 wrote:
Spinal Tap


thanks i would have worked it out had i been able to see the marshall's that go up to 11
curlyloc
Posted: Saturday, July 30, 2011 9:07:23 PM
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greybeard wrote:
Music Festival Tips

This summer promises to be a vibrant one for music festivals, due to the growing popularity of the Pitchfork Festival, Bonnaroo, Lollapalooza, and others. Here's how you can keep safe and comfortable during these multiday events:

* Only take ecstasy with people you've known for part of an afternoon or longer.

* Lines to the portable toilets can be unbearably long. Rig a makeshift chemical toilet in your cargo shorts using an adult diaper and formaldehyde.

*For the band's sake, it's best to be within the first 15 rows if you'd like to flash your rack
.
* Get on a security guard's good side by complimenting him on the way he's standing there like a total asshole.

* Don't be afraid to be the screaming shirtless dude in a great big funny hat. Someone always buys that guy a hot dog.

* If at all disoriented, yell, "WOOOO!" until you feel well again.

* The acceptable time at which a festivalgoer may sit down is after five hours if he or she is 32 years old or over, or after eight hours if he or she is between 24 and 31. There is no acceptable sit-down time for festivalgoers ages 24 and younger.

* 3XL poncho will allow you to make a few bucks renting out space during storms.

* Remember, a positive festival experience is as simple as urinating into a jug, fiercely guarding against frottage amid the dense crowds, and staying awake for 72 hours straight to make sure people don't steal your shit.



Timely advice for Splendour Benders..........

PS I was overage by the time Bryants was shut...I know its not related to this post but its been bugging me that i might be blamed

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